{"id":332,"date":"2005-03-21T20:28:32","date_gmt":"2005-03-21T20:28:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idiolect.truth.posiweb.net\/notes\/?p=332"},"modified":"2005-03-21T20:28:32","modified_gmt":"2005-03-21T20:28:32","slug":"end-the-offal-lottery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/idiolect.org.uk\/notes\/2005\/03\/21\/end-the-offal-lottery\/","title":{"rendered":"end the offal lottery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend James emails to say<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nI have received an exclamation mark-strewn plea from my niece to sign the petition to improve British school dinners currently being promoted by TV&#8217;s own loveable mockney pan-jockey He Who Must Not Be Named Lest The Sun Turn To Ashes And The Seas to Pus. I must say that I think this is a good idea, despite the abominably geezerish nature of its champion. It takes a moment to sign at:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.feedmebetter.com\/getinvolved\/signexplain.php\">http:\/\/www.feedmebetter.com\/getinvolved\/signexplain.php<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s free future generations from &#8216;pizza&#8217; in those big silver trays, awful white buns with shocking pink icing, and the offal lottery of SAUSAGE ROLLS.<\/p>\n<p>See you all soon.<\/p>\n<p>James x\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Seems like a Good Thing, although when I tried to sign it someone had already used my email address and they won&#8217;t let me put my name down (cheeky!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend James emails to say I have received an exclamation mark-strewn plea from my niece to sign the petition to improve British school dinners currently being promoted by TV&#8217;s own loveable mockney pan-jockey He Who Must Not Be Named Lest The Sun Turn To Ashes And The Seas to Pus. I must say that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5KQtW-5m","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/idiolect.org.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/idiolect.org.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/idiolect.org.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idiolect.org.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idiolect.org.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/idiolect.org.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/idiolect.org.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idiolect.org.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/idiolect.org.uk\/notes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}