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Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.

Kurt Vonnegut, A Man without a Country

§ 2 Responses to Vonnegut on the Semicolon"

• sbro says:

  July 17, 2011 at 11:47 pm

  Is there something wrong with transvestite hermaphrodites?
• blork says:

  November 15, 2012 at 5:43 am

  Of course. They represent absolutely nothing. Well, nothing besides being able to make this bad boy right hurr. —>