- Dilbert: You can work or you can get drunk, but the pay is exactly the same
- YouTube: Jeffrey lewis – ‘williamsburg will oldham horror’
- YouTube: Have we learnt the lessons of history? Lesson 1: The Trojan Horse
- Why people hate economists and why they are wrong
- Wikipedia: Celine’s Laws
- Raynald’s SPSS tools, including why learn syntax
- I am a strange loop – Hofstadter’s New Book
- Guardian: review of Adam Curtis’ new documentary
- YouTube: Carter USM – Sheriff Fatman
- ‘the play, once it started had to be played through to the end, thus finally showing how terribly its initiators had entangled themselves in the net of their own prestige’ comments the author of Anatomy of Deceit
- How Ben ‘Badscience’ Goldacre feels when facing bad science, but outside of his area of experise
- Good info on Effect sizes (statistics)
Author: tom
Skid Row Wine
I could have done a lot worst than sit
In Skid Row drinkin wineTo know that nothing really matters after all
To know there’s no real difference
Between the rich and the poor
To know that eternity is neither drunk
nor sober, to know it young
and to be a poetCoulda gone into business and ranted
And believed that God was concernedInstead I squatted in lonesome alleys
And nobody saw me, just my bottle
And what they saw of it was emptyAnd I did it in cornfields & graveyards
To know that the dead don’t make noise
To know that the cornstalks talk (among
One another with raspy old arms)Sitting in alleys diggin the neons
And watching cathedral custodians
Wring out their rags neath the church stepsSitting and drinking wine
And in railyards being divineTo be a millionaire & yet prefer
Curlin up with a poorboy of tokay
In a warehouse door, facing long sunsets
On railroad fields of grassTo know that the sleepers in the river
Are dreaming vain dreams, to squat
In the night and know it wellTo be dark solitary eye-nerve watcher
Of the world’s whirling diamond
Jack Kerouac
Every one understands how praiseworthy it is in a Prince to keep faith, and to live uprightly and not craftily. Nevertheless, we see from what has taken place in our own days that Princes who have set little store by their word, but have known how to overreach men by their cunning, have accomplished great things, and in the end got the better of those who trusted to honest dealing.
Be it known, then, that there are two ways of contending, one in accordance with the laws, the other by force; the first of which is proper to men, the second to beasts. But since the first method is often ineffectual, it becomes necessary to resort to the second. A Prince should, therefore, understand how to use well both the man and the beast. And this lesson has been covertly taught by the ancient writers, who relate how Achilles and many others of these old Princes were given over to be brought up and trained by Chiron the Centaur; since the only meaning of their having for instructor one who was half man and half beast is, that it is necessary for a Prince to know how to use both natures, and that the one without the other has no stability.
Nicolo Machiavelli, The Prince, Chapter XVIII
Quote #190
To unfairly pick on a casual remark from the Guardian comment pages
These weren’t just people who were the right age to be South Park fans, but people who were liberal about social matters and in favour of things like Fair Trade and whatnot, and who approached the excesses of both the left and the right with a healthy degree of cynicism
Also known as:
If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything
Open letter published
Our open letter (full text, including list of signatories) has been published in the Times Higher Education Supplement. You can see exactly what it looked like here.
In other news, the online petition – which is still open – is getting closer to 1000 signatories. Noam Chomsky (petition signatory 870) recently joined the international list of those against Reed Elsevier’s involvement in the arms and torture industry – academics, medics, publishers and students from five continents. If you know someone who works at the Antarctic Survey please ask them to sign so we can make it six!
Reed Elsevier, the publisher of The Lancet, has today been condemned by a former editor of the British Medical Journal for its involvement in the promotion of arms sales.
Writing in the Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine, Richard Smith urges scientists and academics to publish their research and findings elsewhere.
Full story here
Original article in the Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine: ‘Reed-Elsevier’s hypocrisy in selling arms and health’
Theory falsification
Question: if you want to falsify a theory, do you need a plausible alternative theory?
Toy-examples of falsification suggest not, but I think they mislead. For example: my theory is “there is a fairy in my cupboard”. Potentially falsificatory test of this theory: open cupboard – is there a fairy there? Ignoring for the moment the problem of the impossibility of hard falsification, it looks fairly straight forward. That was the theory, there was the test.
However, this toy example is so simple it allows us to leave implicit the plausible alternative, namely there is no fairy in the cupboard. If no plausible alternative is to hand, I don’t think identifying a potentially falsifying test is so straightforward.
I arrived at this train of thought via a discussion last night about vegetarianism. I was trying to convince people that we have have an evolved disposition to obsess about and ritualise our food behaviours, so that any food habit, however arbitrary or initially unideologically – for example not eating meat just because you happen to live with vegetarians – can quickly and easily embed itself in our psychological preferences and become the subject of purity rituals and taboos (“Don’t cook my vegeburger in your bacon fat!” sort of thing).
I’ve been trying to think of a way to test/falsify this theory and can’t. This either means that the information content of the theory is actually minimal – i.e. it isn’t actually saying anything – or it means (my best guess for the truth) that my scientific imagination isn’t very good. And I think the missing link in my chain of thought it the lack of any apparent plausible alternative. Simple negating the theory (“food behaviours are not subject to purity obsessive behaviour”) doesn’t produce an interesting theory, and the tests that it suggests would, i feel, be passed without actually providing evidence that my theory is any good at all, just better than nothing. In other words, I think I would find people are obsessive about food behaviours, some of which are pretty arbitrary, but I don’t think this would allow me to convince anyone that what I am saying is true.
The problem may be with the nature of the theory (an evolutionary ‘just so’ story?) rather than with falsficiation.
24-2-07 Links
- Arundhati Roy is writing a new novel
- You Tube: Creationist indoctrination footage (via badscience.net)
- otherexcuses.blogspot.com/ – Dougald Hine’s personal blog (see also schoolofeverything.com)
- Brought to you by the ‘diverse, vibrant and innovative’ gambling industry…
- Dougald on Talking to Strangers
- First Life is a 3D analogue world where server lag does not exist!
- ‘Conscious Decisions: Not Yet Proven Obsolete’
Scientific American blogging about unconscious decision making - Bank Charges illegal, says moneysavingexpert.com
- Jim Bower reviews 23 Problems in Systems Neuroscience (eds van Hemmen and Sejnowski.)
- Stick this in your mental blender: A map of things kind of related to comics (Schulze & Webb)
- Jazz In The Field, Edale Jazz evening, proceeds to benefit the Medical Foundation for the Care of Victims of Torture
- Tell this to the next person who tells you that men evolved to hunt and women to gather fruit
- Academics and Scholars blockade of Faslane nuclear base
Useful WordPress plugins
2. Freepress Recent Comments plugin
And, how to make the time of posting appear on the frontpage: modify the time tag in index.php
The Devil and Saint Rubashov
Two old-guard revolutionaries, old comrades in the war too, sit either sit of a desk. It is an interrogation, and their positions could easy have been reversed. Rubashov is the prisoner, Ivanov the warden of the prison. Rubashov is accused of conspiracy, of failing to maintain the strict ideological discipline demanded of party members.
“Apage Satanas!” repeated Ivanov and poured himself out another glass. “In old days, temptation was of carnal nature. Now it takes the form of pure reason. The values change. I would like to write a Passion play in which God and the Devil dispute for the soul of Saint Rubashov. After a life of sin, he has turned to God—to a God with the double chin of industrial liberalism and the charity of the Salvation Army soups. Satan, on the contrary, is thin, ascetic and a fanatical devotee of logic. He reads Machiavelli, Ignatius of Loyola, Marx and Hegel; he is cold and unmerciful to mankind, out of a kind of mathematical mercifulness. He is damned always to do that which is most repugnant to him: to become a slaughterer, in order to abolish slaughtering, to sacrifice lambs so that no more lambs may be slaughtered, to whip people with knouts so that they may learn not to let themselves be whipped, to strip himself of every scruple in the name of a higher scrupulousness, and to challenge the hatred of mankind because of his love for it—an abstract and geometric love. Apage Satanas! Comrade Rubashov prefers to become a martyr. The columnists of the liberal Press, who hated him during his lifetime, will sanctify him after his death. He has discovered a conscience, and a conscience renders one as unfit for the revolution as a double chin. Conscience eats through the brain like a cancer, until the whole of the grey matter is devoured. Satan is beaten and withdraws—but don’t imagine that he grinds his teeth and spits fire in his fury. He shrugs his shoulders; he is thin and ascetic; he has seen many weaken and creep out of his ranks with pompous pretexts …”
Arthur Koestler, ‘Darkness at Noon‘ (1940, tr. Daphne Hardy)
Quote #188
In Britain people are often told to ‘stop talking about politics, it only causes arguments’. But you can only have that attitude if politics doesn’t appear to affect your life. If the house was burning down, and one group was urging everyone to ‘run through the flames’ while someone else shouted that the only chance was to jump, even my Mum wouldn’t say ‘Stop talking about fires, it will only cause a row. Now let’s have a nice cup of tea and burn to death.’
Mark Steel, ‘Reasons to be Cheerful’ (2001)
15-2-07 Links
- ‘The Troubadour is a proper café. the last 50s coffee house in Earls Court with a proud history as a low temperature centre of courtesy, peace and artistic energy’
- Wikipedia: Tank Man, The Unknown Rebel
- You Tube: Web 2.0…The Machine is Us/ing Us
- Fallacies in Computational Neuroscience
- How to keep Thunderbird Mail running quickly
- copyscape.com ‘Search for copies of your page on the Web’
- ‘The Price is Wrong’ Ben Goldacre on open access publishing, elsevier and the arms and torture trade
- Ben Goldacre on Gillian McKieth
- fabchannel.com Live Concert Videos
- The Skeptics Annotated Quran: Cruelty. Nick Gisburne has been banned from YouTube after posting a video showing these quotes from the Quran.
- 1982: The Story of BA Flight 009 ‘Incredibly, passengers and crew reacted to the captain’s cataclysmic announcement not with screams and hysteria, but with an extraordinary calm as the realisation that they were almost certainly sinking to their deaths hit home’
- A 5000 year hug – cute or morbid, you decide
- ‘Why romantic love isn’t limited by a person’s sexual orientation.’
I have come to discuss our common work
I am not a writer, a philosopher, a great figure of intellectual life: I am a teacher. There is a social phenomenon that troubles me a great deal: Since the 1960s, some teachers are becoming public men with the same obligations. I don’t want to become a prophet and say, “Please sit down, what I have to say is very important.” I have come to discuss our common work.
I don’t feel that it is necessary to know exactly what I am. The main interest in life and work is to become someone else that you were not in the beginning. If you knew when you began a book what you would say at the end, do you think that you would have the courage to write it? What is true for writing and for a love relationship is true also for life. The game is worthwhile insofar as we don’t know what will be the end.
Michel Foucault (via andy)
Quote #186
Jim Hacker: Don’t tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers:
The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; The Times is read by people who actually do run the country; The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; The Financial Times is read by people who own the country; The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; And the Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is. Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read the Sun?
Bernard Woolley: Sun readers don’t care who runs the country, as long as she’s got big tits.
Reborn as wordpress
I have moved this blog from Moveabletype to WordPress. As well as being a world of open-source goodness, WordPress is far easier to use, at first impression, and I’m hoping that I’ll have more luck defending myself against comment spam.
How i did this:
After, as a precaution, exporting my Moveabletype MySQL database, using PHPmyadmin. I then enjoyed the Famous WordPress 5-Minute Install and it was easy. Thank’s to Mike for advice and encouragement.
Comments are now back open, so say hello, or let me know if any old posts were broken by the move and need fixing.
the moon above my house last night
quote #186
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn’t be called research, would it?
Albert Einstein (attrib.)
29-1-07 Links
- Long discussion of fascism and militiarism in Starship Troopers
- Charlie Brooker: ‘I read a magazine yesterday and suddenly truly understood in my bones that human civilisation will die screaming in our lifetime’
- Search The British Library Catalogue online
- www.pinchofsalt.org
- Egotistic link to The Guardian Letters page for 17 January 2007
- ‘I think the Iraqi people owe the American people a huge debt of gratitude and I believe most Iraqis express that.’ (GW Bush). Now be terrified
- Architectures of Control: Control using feedback
- Online activism?
- Words Aloud Slam poetry night in Sheffield, UK
- ‘I suspect that the worthwhile meanings of a religious text only reveal themselves through a sort of inner conversation which arises after you have tried to act as if they were true’
- Picture of Tom Stafford ‘a hunchback (and alleged hemophiliac) who took a lot of uppers and downers, wrote pop songs, and aspired to make it in the recording industry’ from Moving Places: A Life at the Movies by Jonathan Rosenbaum (1995)
- Sheffield’s Peace In The Park festival on MySpace
- How to Record & Save BBC Radio Shows as MP3 Audio Files
- Dialectical Sex and Gender is at the heart of successful communism (apparently)
- Jiang et al (2006)
A gender- and sexual orientation-dependent spatial attentional effect of invisible images - Wikipedia: Strip Search Prank Call Scam
- Nature: ‘A population-genetic model indicates that if there is a gene responsible for homosexual behaviour it can readily spread in populations. The model also predicts widespread bisexuality in humans.
- XKCD: We’re grown ups now and its our turn to decide what that means
From PR
do facts exists? Facts do exist
Discussing philosophical skepticism in his new book, Freedom & Neurobiology, John Searle:
Go to any university bookstore and look at the section on, for example, molecular biology or mechanical engineering, and you will find an accumulation of knowledge, the sheer volume of which would have taken Descartes� breath away. It is hard to send men to the moon and bring them back and then take seriously the problem, for example, whether the external world really exists. This is not to say that there is no room for skeptical epistemology in philosophy, but I regard the epistemic puzzles as I regard Zeno’s paradoxes about space and time. It is an interesting paradox how it is possible for me to move across the room. First I have to go half way, and then prior to that, half of that half, and prior to that half of that half, and so on. And similarly, it is an interesting puzzle how I can have certain, objective, and universal knowledge given the various skeptical possibilities that one can raise. But, all the same, we do not seriously think that Zeno’s paradoxes show that space and time do not exist, nor do most of us suppose that the skeptical paradoxes cast any doubt on the existence of knowledge.
there is no war on terror
London is not a battlefield. Those innocents who were murdered on July 7 2005 were not victims of war. And the men who killed them were not, as in their vanity they claimed on their ludicrous videos, ‘soldiers’. They were deluded, narcissistic inadequates. They were criminals. They were fantasists. We need to be very clear about this. On the streets of London, there is no such thing as a ‘war on terror’, just as there can be no such thing as a ‘war on drugs’.
Director of public prosecutions, Sir Ken Macdonald, as quoted in the Guardian
2007-01-13 Links
- Ben Goldacre: ‘Don’t trust me, I write for the papers. Have a look for yourself’ Now that’s a healthy starting point for any view of the world
- Early Day Motion (EDM) database at parliament.uk
- 21st Century Warning Signs
- December 26th 2006: U.S. military deaths in Iraq pass 9/11 toll
- Juan Cole: top ten myths about Iraq 2006
- Against All Enemies (Washington Post article about the problems Iraq is distracting the US from)
- Summary of the concept of Aristotelian Tragedy (from the Poetics)
- Andrew Brown lucidly explains why religion can’t be explained by psychology alone
- ‘This is a map of the wheel-ruts of modern English. Etymologies are not definitions; they’re explanations of what our words meant and how they sounded 600 or 2,000 years ago’
- Wikipedia: Russell’s Teapot
- If you send hate mail to the head of the Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster, it ends up here
Unspeak, by Steven Poole
I have just finished Steven Poole’s Unspeak, which is an excellent, impassioned, bitingly funny review of the way words are used to promote particular views of the world.
“Words have consequences in the world”, argues Poole in the epilogue, “…Unspeak itself does violence to meaning. It seeks to annihilate distinctions”. He explicitly distances himself from Lakoff’s ‘language frames’ view, where “the framing of the debate determines who will win the debate” (Howard Dean) and the only defense is prmote an alternate frame (to reframe). This, says Poole, will only lead to a clash of Unspeaks, rather than fostering any kind of sober dialogue. Poole quotes Ranko Bugarski: “What is needed [is the] judicious use of normal language, allowing for fine-grained selection and discrimination, for urbanity and finesse”. An admirable aim in hysterical times!
truth in science
The British Centre for Science Education is a single issue pressure group dedicated solely to keeping creationism and intelligent design out of the science classroom in publicly-funded schools in the United Kingdom.
Truth is Science is a Creationist front that recently sent power point presentations and DVDs to every secondary school in the country, in attempt to promote teaching Creationism as part of the national science curriculum.
Richard Buggs, of Truth in Science, had a piece in today’s Guardian saying that Intelligent Design (i.e Creationism) is science. He is wrong, and the online comments to the article here explain why
real virtue
real virtue lies not in heroically saving poor orphans from burning buildings but in steadfastly working for a world where orphans are not poor and buildings have decent fire codes.
donate to wikipedia
For those who know me:
On thursday I am going to work out how to donate some money to wikipedia (it may have to be in dollars) and then i’m going to bung them some cash. If you’ve got an urge to donate, all you have to do it let me know how much you’d like to donate and i’ll add it to what i send them and you can owe me
Update: This morning i gave wikipedia
book of longing
Leonard Cohen’s introduction to the Chinese translation of Beautiful Losers:
Dear Reader,
Thank you for coming to this book. It is an honour, and a surprise, to have the frenzied thoughts of my youth expressed in Chinese characters. I sincerely appreciate the efforts of the translator and the publishers in bringing this curious work to your attention. I hope you will find it useful or amusing.
When I was young, my friends and I read and admired the old Chinese poets. Our ideas of love and friendship, of wine and distance, of poetry itself, were much affected by those ancient songs. Much later, during the years when I practiced as a Zen monk under the guidance of my teacher Kyozan Joshu Roshi, the thrilling sermons of Lin Chi (Rinzai) were studied every day. So you can understand, Dear Reader, how privileged I feel to be able to graze, even for a moment, and with such meager credentials, on the outskirts of your tradition.
This is a difficult book, even in English, if it is taken too seriously. May I suggest that you skip over the parts you don’t like? Dip into it here and there. Perhaps there will be a passage, or even a page, that resonates with your curiosity. After a while, if you are sufficiently bored or unemployed, you may want to read it from cover to cover. In any case, I thank you for your interest in this odd collection of jazz riffs, pop-art jokes, religious kitsch and muffled prayer æ an interest which indicates, to my thinking, a rather reckless, though very touching, generosity on your part.
Beautiful Losers was written outside, on a table set among the rocks, weeds and daisies, behind my house on Hydra, an island in the Aegean Sea. I lived there many years ago. It was a blazing hot summer. I never covered my head. What you have in your hands is more of a sunstroke than a book.
Dear Reader, please forgive me if I have wasted your time.
Los Angeles, February 27, 2000
Leonard Cohen
It will be a great day for America, incidentally, when we begin to eat bread again, instead of the blasphemous and tasteless foam rubber that we have substituted for it. And I am not being frivolous now, either. Something very sinister happens to the people of a country when they begin to distrust their own reactions as deeply as they do here, and become as joyless as they have become. It is this individual uncertainty on the part of white American men and women, this inability to renew oneself at the foundation of their own lives, that makes the discussion, let alone the elucidation, of any conundrum-that is, any reality-so supremely difficult. The person who distrusts himself has no touchstone for reality-this touchstone can only be oneself. Such a person interposes between himself and reality nothing less than a labyrinth of attitudes. And these attitudes, furthermore, though the person is usually unaware of it (is unaware of so much!), are historical and public attitudes. They do not relate to the present any more than they relate to the person. Therefore, whatever white people do not know about Negroes reveals, precisely and inexorably, what they do not know about themselves.
and later
Life is tragic simply because the earth turns and the sun inexorably rises and sets, and one day, for each of us, the sun will go down for the last, last time. Perhaps the whole root of our trouble, the human trouble, is that we will sacrifice all the beauty of our lives, will imprison ourselves in totems, taboos, crosses, blood sacrifices, steeples, mosques, races, armies, flags, nations, in order to deny the fact of death, which is the only fact we have. It seems to me that we ought to rejoice in the fact of death – ought to decide, indeed, to earn one’s death by confronting with passion the conundrum of life. One is responsible for life: It is the small beacon in that terrifying darkness from which we come and to which we shall return. One must negotiate this passage as nobly as possible, for the sake of those who are coming after us. But white Americans do not believe in death, and this is why the darkness of my skin so intimidates them. And this is also why the prsence of the Negro in this country can bring about its destruction. It is the responsibility of free men to trust and to celebrate what is constant – birth, struggle, and death are constant, and so is love, though we may not always think so – and to apprehend the nature of change, to be able and willing to change. I speak of change not on the surface but in the depths -change in the sense of renewal. But renewal becomes impossible if one supposes things to be constant that are not – safety, for example, or money, or power. One clings then to chimeras, by which one can only be betrayed, and the entire hope – the entire possibility – of freedom disappears.
James Baldwin, The Fire Next Time (1963)